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- 2 am thoughts (via bl-ossomed)
THIS IS NOT NEWS
I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.
BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.
Africans in Africa? Mind blown.
i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun
He has possibly the stupidest anime hair I’ve ever seen and i used to watch yugioh
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
I AM SCREAMING OH MY GOD MICROSOFT YOU ARE THE GOD OF COMMERCIALS
Fucking Suzuya Juuzou, man.
If the anime doesn’t get this right I may scream
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior. I had a real sword with me, too. I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion. Some woman walks by, with her little girl. The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight. But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.” You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?” And the girl looked around and saw me. I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood. So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?” And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating. Like she thinks I’m going to say no. So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her. And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.” I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.
How we fight tall people
Vine by Rudy Mancuso
I can’t stop watching it its like poetry
following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡